Good morning, Bristol!

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Posted By: Staff October 11, 2022

Hello everyone.

A warm welcome and lots of good wishes on making it to Tuesday, people.

Today’s weather 65 degrees and sunny. Let’s celebrate!

Columbus Day

Speaking of celebrating, another Columbus Day has come and gone. The devoid of fireworks was sad.

But rejoice today is National Sausage Pizza Day. Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!

Word on the street

A certain candidate will lose and claim the election was stolen.

One liner

Ever notice how President Biden relies on notecards to speak in public? It helps him know what to say. At a recent press conference however, he got his cards mixed up with his wife’s and in response to a question on Iraq, he accidentally gave out her recipe for chicken parm.

Open letter

New York Metropolitans
Citi Field

Attention: Max Scherzer#21
41 Seaver Way
Queens, NY 11368

Dear Max Scherzer #21:

Thank you for letting us know that 40 million dollars a year buys 4.2 innings, 7 hits, 7 earned runs and an ERA of 13.50 in a 7-1 loss.

Patty Hearst robbed a bank and got 35 years (later pardoned). What are you going to get?

Sincerely,

A. Friend
P.S. How’s your golf game?

Time out on the floor

Ohhh, look at the time. Can’t stay here got to see a man about a horse.

See ya Thursday, Bristol.

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