This is the Good Morning, Bristol! that the Surgeon General warned you about.
Weather
Miserable.
Everything is not always what it seems
Martha Washington, following the death of her husband, George, told a visiting congressman two years after her husband’s death that the two worst days of her life were:
- The day George died and;
- The day Thomas Jefferson visited her to pay his condolences.
The books that the GMB would like to see written
The Day Bigfoot Went to Rehab
The Flat Moon Theory: How the Moon Was Made by Man
Making up band names
The Wannabees
Wheels Up
That does it, so see ya Monday (maybe), and don’t forget to moisturize Bristol.\
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