Good morning, Bristol!

Photo | Laura Carter

It is Friday, boys and girls, and the last day of the fiscal year. Prepare.

Weather

Sunny and 85.

From the Slang Museum (18th-century slang phrases no longer used)

Too high for his nut: beyond reach.

To be Chicagoed: to be beaten badly.

Lally Cooler:  a real success

Danger Will Robinson

One 180 shopping days until Christmas.

Words to live by

“This is the last time I let comic books get in the way of intellect.”

The Brain from Pinky and the Brain

In the books

Consider decaf Bristol. Until then, see ya Monday.


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