Good morning, Bristol!

Photo by Laura Carter

Hey there, Bristol. Welcome to Election Day.

Weather

56 and sunny, your payment is due.

Weather abound

Snowflake, AZ 65 mostly cloudy and windy

Reno, NV 36 partly cloudy with a winter weather advisory

St. Paul, MN 36 and cloudy

Springfield, OH 61 partly cloudy

Pats Peak, NH 44 and sunny with wind gusts up to 15 mph

They said it

“The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire.”
Richard M. Nixon

Election recipe

Yesterday, Bristol’s own Screwy Louie stopped by the TBE offices, and provided his recipe for the 2022 election:

¾ cup of fear

¼ cup of election deniers

1 cup of cancel culture

1 cup of inflation

1 cup of abortion

1 tsp of social purity

Add a dash of one issue candidates

A pinch of unqualified candidate(s)

Liberally Sprinkle oregano and conservatively add chopped nuts

Add some crazy, let simmer for six months, bring to a boil and serve piping hot

Bon appetit!

Thanks, Screwy.

And then it was over

Time to go, enjoy election day Bristol.


All TBE readers, supporters and donors     

The Bristol Edition will be limiting the number of stories non-members and free readers may access each week. This decision is based on our financial projections and, most certainly, to remind people that TBE is serious about providing accurate, timely and thorough reporting for Bristol. To do this we have devised a financial support structure that makes unlimited access extremely affordable, beginning with a $6 monthly donation.     

  • Non-members will be able to access eight (8) articles per week.     
  • Free readers and people who have subscribed by email will be able to access eight (8) articles per week.     
  • Donors and financial supporters will have no limits.     

Note: Donors may have to contact TBE if they find they are being limited, since we will need to set up a membership account for you. Email editor@bristoledition.org for instructions. Sorry for any inconvenience. People with financial difficulties may write editor@bristoledition.org to be considered for free access.