TBE Tag Sale dies a natural death

Alas, we regret to announce that the TBE Tag Sale page died peacefully at home this weekend.

The offer of a free listing of any Tag Sales in town went unused for ten weeks. The Tag Sale became severely depressed because it considered itself a total failure, and the Sale eventually stopped breathing on its own. It was officially declared dead by its caretaker, Jack Krampitz, on Sunday, October 3, at 10:00 a.m..

The Tag Sale was surrounded by TBE editors when it passed.

Those of you who ignored the Tag Sale (You know who you are) can send cards and flowers to the Tag Sale Crematorium, 14 Nobody Cared Boulevard, Bristol, CT 06010.