Welcome to Thursday, Bristol. Some assembly required.

Weather

Mid 70s, sunny. Good day for a ballcap, sunglasses too.

All eyes to North Carolina and that tropical depression.

Bring this word back good people

Sheweth: to show humbly, to establish, to prove.

Words to live by

“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants

Tell him about the Twinkie

Hostess, makers of Twinkees, make 1 million Twinkies a day–and over 400 million a year. 

The Closer

That does it. See ya, tomorrow (maybe) and watch what you eat, Bristol.

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