Good morning, Bristol!

Somewhere on Perkins Street. | Staff

Posted By: Staff November 27, 2023

Monday, ugh! Let’s just get this over with. Everyone, lineup by your height and width.

Weather

If you like lingering AM showers with partly sunny and 50 in the afternoon, your ship has come in. Consider buying a lottery ticket.

Complaint department

Attention Ordinance Committee, Cheryl, Sue, et al, you got your ears on?

The GMB staff is still raking leaves and will be until mid-December. Therefore, can you whip up an ordinance prohibiting the falling of leaves after Nov. 15? Any leaf found in violation will be detained and fined.

Sincerely, the staff of the GMB.

Word Cemetery

Lubberwort, an Elizabethan-era word that became an insult for being lethargic and stupid. It vanished from the vernacular and is presumed dead.

Now for something completely different

Yesterday afternoon, across from Dunkin Donuts on Route 6 near Mix Street, Santa Van Halen was spied doing “Christmas Eruption.”

Situational awareness

Have the best day you can and stick the landing, Bristol.

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