Holy Salvador Dali, it is Friday, people.

Weather

Hot.

Seeing as the Crocodile Club is no more

The mayor’s Facebook page is now written in the third person. It went from I, I, I, and me, me, me to we, we, we, and us, us, us. How will his ego handle such a slight?

With an ego THAT big, when he goes door knocking it goes something like this:

Mayor: Hi, I am the mayor, and it must be an honor to meet me.

Ba-dum-DUM

Bristol Democrats held their endorsement of candidates the other night. Remind us once again, what is a Democrat?

Speaking of funny

“I cheated on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the guy next to me.” 

Woody Allen

The outro

That does it for today, so lighten up and let your hair down, Bristol.

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