It’s Thursday, so place your bets. Ours is on Friday.

Weather 

Today’s special guest is 58 and showers. 

Lyrics 

“What are words for when no one listens anymore.”

Missing Persons, 1982

From the desk of Aeschylus 

“It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.” 

They said it

George Jetson:
I’m going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.

Mr. Spacely:
You mean you’d work for Cogswell after all this? You’d forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You’d do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?

George Jetson:
Uh-huh.

Mr. Spacely:
Wait for me, Jetson, I’ll go with you.

The wisdom of Screwy Louie

Question: how many 2x4s does Lowes sell in a given year?

Screwy: I bought four last year, so at least 4.

All ashore going ashore 

In the words of Brooke Goff,” take pictures,” and maybe we will see you Friday, Bristol.

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