Good morning, Bristol

Photo by Laura Carter

Posted By: Staff September 23, 2022

Hey, everyone.

Today’s weather, 60 degrees, partly sunny and windy. Eh.

Yesterday

Boy, yesterday morning’s weather was depressing. Where is the Paroxetine when you need it?

City Council

Speaking of the city council, last night, the council voted for a hybrid regarding cannabis sales in Bristol. Thank God. Because if anyone is in desperate need of adult recreational cannabis, it’s this group.      

Easy folks, it was just a joke laying there on the floor waiting to be picked up, but in this case it’s true!

Again, joke. Let’s take step a back, keep our hands visible, simmer down and take some Paroxetine, together if we must.

Although they signaled right, they turned left. Well done. They got it right.

Moving on…

Open Letter

Dear U.S. Constitution:

Are there a different set of laws within your text for the wealthy and powerful?

Sincerely,

A. Friend

Bristol trivia answer:

The third chairman of the Mum Festival was James McCall Sessions

Mr. Sessions was born in 1920 in Hartford. He was a graduate of Yale University, served as a captain in World War II and was a local business man.

The third person to walk on the moon was Charles “Pete” Conrad. As commander of Apollo XII he said, “Whoopee! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil but that’s a long one for me.”

The Brush Off

That does it for this week, folks. Enjoy the Mum Festival and with a few lucky breaks, we can all meet back here Monday and compare notes.

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