Friday is the single greatest threat to Thursday. Alas, to the victors go the spoils, Friday begins.

Weather

Partly cloudy and 40, your cheese quesadillas is ready.

The logic of Screwy Louie

During Thursday’s snow, Screwy Louie stopped by the TBE offices and dropped this gem on the GMB staff: “Don’t befriend people that will eventually die.”

Thanks, Louie.

From the Pen of Plato

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”

Birthdays of people that have never heard of you

Supreme Court Justice John Roberts (1955)

Keith Olbermann (1959)

Leana Wen (1983)

Malika Andrews (1995)

Patton Oswalt (1969)

Random song lyric

“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand…”

Warren Zevon

There is always Monday

Until Monday, Bristol, remember to brush and floss.

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