Good morning, Bristol!

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Posted By: Staff December 16, 2022

Hi-De-Ho there Bristol.

Weather

39 and rain.

JFK assassination records

Yesterday, President Joe Biden authorized the release of 13,173 documents related to the assassination of President Kennedy. However, some materials remain blocked from public view until June 30, 2023, because they would result in “identifiable harm.”

Why the delay? The GMB staff money is on the CIA.

The editorial board has a hundred bucks on the FBI.

The sports department does not gamble, but if they did, they are all in on Cuba.

Obits have no opinion.

The Bits and Pieces crew put an entire dollar on the mafia.

And The Come Sunday Morning guy wants to write about it before placing a bet.

Let’s all meet here next year when they delay their release once again.

Live from New York

For those that still watch and are still awake at that hour, Austin Butler hosts while Lizzo is the musical guest.

Pencils, pencils everywhere

An estimated 20 billion pencils are produced worldwide every year!

For Mark

“Don’t you know that you are a shooting star, and all the world will love you just as long as you are” – Shooting Star, Bad Company.

Shut it down

Time to go, Bristol. Enjoy your day.

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