Welcome to Friday. Please stand clear of the doors.
Weather
Hard to believe, but at some point, the sun will appear in the sky today. It’s only breaks of sunlight so no need to hyperventilate.
Today’s birthdays of people not in your tax bracket
Miley Cyrus, Natalie Portman, Robert Downey Jr.
Snopes GmB style
The Word on the street is that to ease congestion at the border, illegals who are smuggled into the country are being told to use the HOV lane. The GmB visited the border and found no such silliness is taking place. Instead, we discovered they are being given EZ passes.
The Obvious
Kick the field goal, Bristol. Analytics be, you know, what-ed.
P.S. RIP RA.
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