Hello, Bristol. It is Monday again. Unfortunately, it cannot be avoided even with medication. It will just go away on its own.

Let’s begin.

Weather

Snow develops after the evening commute. Heavy after midnight and continuing until Tuesday morning.

Three to six inches, likely.

This date in the Beatles’ history

On this date in 1964 in Studio Two at Abbey Road, the Beatles recorded three songs for the album A Hard Day’s Night:

And I Love Her, Tell Me Why, If I Fell.

Today, it would take most of the day to get just the drum sound EQd. Provided drums were actually being used instead a machine or a loop or a sample.

Cats and dogs lifespans

According to “The Nest,” cats, on average live 12-19 years, while dogs live around 8.

From the Desk of Bristol Resident Don ‘The Hawk’ Hawkins

Speaking of lifespans. The Hawk emailed this gem to the GMB staff.

Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

The Hawk wants everyone to know he was not contributing “jokes” recently because he has gingivitis. However, he has a new dentist, so things are looking up.

Big Dating Game Kiss

Today, be sure to make a snowman or throw a snowball. And stay sexy, Bristol. We don’t know what that means either. It’s Monday; work with us, people.

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