This “Good morning, Bristol!” is the one the surgeon general warned you about because it comes with side effects such as increased height.
Enjoy but be careful.
Weather
According to the “meteorologists,” 70s and rain.
Pothole patrol
While headed to lunch, the GMB staff hit this beauty square along Mountain View Avenue.
Advice on driving the Merritt Parkway from Bristol’s Screwy Louie
“The key is to go fast enough not to be considered slow and slow enough not to be considered fast.”
Thanks, Louie.
The Slang Museum
Phrases come and go, and here is one from the 19th century:
“Too high for his nut” = beyond someone’s reach.
Poof
And just like that, it is over. See ya Friday (maybe). Stay sexy, Bristol.
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