Get in touch with your inner Covfefe. It’s coming.
Weather
AM showers. Temps around 64 — is this it? — degrees.
GMB interpretation of Trump hush money trial dialogue
Government attorney: the Prosecution calls Stormy Daniels.
Trump lawyer: I object your honor.
Judge: On what grounds?
Trump attorney: On the grounds that this witness could provide testimony that is potentially damaging to my client!
Judge: That’s the entire point.
Trump attorney: I move for a mistrial!
Making news at The Forestville Bugle
- Parents outraged, school bus late by 37 seconds
- Little League game postponed due to rain, players seethe
- Engine Co. 3’s dog Sparky spends most days sleeping, animal rights persons apoplectic
This date in SNL history (May 10, 1986)
Host(s): Catherine Oxenberg and Paul Simon.
Music Guest: Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
Special guest appearance by Penn and Teller.
Moving on
Clean up your mess, Bristol.
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